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Let’s Get Into It!
We are marketers, in fact, we’re religious about it. We build lists, use viral marketing loops and keep the most faithful involved and excited. We want an eternal relationship, no “hit it and quit it” for us. We’re with you forever, like guilt, except we’re fun, and profitable!
Office Phone (but don't call us here!)
1-800-655-9525
Contact us
Gunnar ~ GQ@ChurchOfSecrets.org
Jenna ~ Jenna@ChurchOfSecrets.org
Hours of Operation
Pacific Time (Los Angeles)
M-F: 10am – 5pm
S-S: Closed (Unless you’re our friend, or want to be, so call, what the hell?)
Send a Message
Gunnar has not hooked this fuckin’ thing up yet, so don’t try it. Just email us with the addresses above. Gees!